Written By Eirene
March 30, 2018, 10 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ann
Clearly you and I have different definitions of 'Pork Sword'
Written By Agatha
March 30, 2018, 9:27 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Joscelin
Pants fish keep you up at night?
I have so many questions, scholars.
Is the pants fish related to the pork sword? I don't know if I want to fight or have supper.
So confused.
Send answers.
I have so many questions, scholars.
Is the pants fish related to the pork sword? I don't know if I want to fight or have supper.
So confused.
Send answers.
Written By Wash
March 30, 2018, 7:18 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ann
This sounds like a job for.. Sir Ham! And his trusty squire, Porks-alot. If you need an introduction. I'll be happy to oblige.
Written By Ann
March 30, 2018, 6:58 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Edain
Now I'm thinking of commissioning Lotte for a pork sword that you may enjoy.
Written By Ann
March 30, 2018, 6:56 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Alis
You may cover your eyes, Your Highness but I can assure you I won't be. In fact as I write this I'm putting together a team of artisans to commemorate the event should it happen.
Written By Edain
March 30, 2018, 6:29 a.m.(6/16/1008 AR)
So while catching up on journals today I came across reference to a "pork sword." I commented that this sounded like some form of delicious, savory sausage I had never tried. After much chuckling from nearby scholars Herald Steve explained to me what a "pork sword" is and I will not be trying one anytime soon.
Oh! Not that I think there is anything wrong with enjoying "pork sword" if you do know that I am happy for you and I will continue to do my utmost to defend the Compact so you may enjoy "pork sword", or not, as you choose!
Herald Steve is recommending that I stop writing now and this advice seems sound.
Oh! Not that I think there is anything wrong with enjoying "pork sword" if you do know that I am happy for you and I will continue to do my utmost to defend the Compact so you may enjoy "pork sword", or not, as you choose!
Herald Steve is recommending that I stop writing now and this advice seems sound.
Written By Alis
March 30, 2018, 5:57 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ann
I feel compelled to cover my eyes now. Should I cover my eyes?
Yes, yes I should.
Yes, yes I should.
Written By Ann
March 30, 2018, 4:57 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Wellp.
Smells like a dick size up to me.
If I were the challengee I would definitely take this opportunity to invoke the right of setting the terms.
It would be a pork sword duel.
Let me hear an "amen sister" if anyone else wants to see how the Sword of Grayson measures up to a Dragon.
[*Scribes Note: She is sipping her tea loudly and leaving popcorn and salt crumbs everywhere. EVERYWHERE.*]
Smells like a dick size up to me.
If I were the challengee I would definitely take this opportunity to invoke the right of setting the terms.
It would be a pork sword duel.
Let me hear an "amen sister" if anyone else wants to see how the Sword of Grayson measures up to a Dragon.
[*Scribes Note: She is sipping her tea loudly and leaving popcorn and salt crumbs everywhere. EVERYWHERE.*]
Written By Bliss
March 30, 2018, 4:43 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
I managed to finally be convinced to spend a night on the town again, a part of my work I've been sorely neglecting lately. How did I let my ambitions fall to the wayside for so long? I suppose I haven't been feeling much myself.
Wine, flirtation, stories, and the strangest duel challenges I've ever seen. It is rather lovely when an evening goes just as it should.
Wine, flirtation, stories, and the strangest duel challenges I've ever seen. It is rather lovely when an evening goes just as it should.
Written By Joscelin
March 30, 2018, 3:41 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Pants-fish. Fish-pants?
These are the things that keep me awake at night.
These are the things that keep me awake at night.
Written By Kenna
March 30, 2018, 2:56 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Lord Thesarin was kind enough to take me fishing today! He is such an absolute dear. I really expected so very little except perhaps to practice my patience, but then so many things happened!
I spotted a brown lump in the river, -- No, scholar, don't wince, it was fine.
It was a pair of TROUSERS. No, I haven't the slightest idea how the ended up there, and alas, the current took them away before we could fish them out. There are so many questions for that.
But that was not the only thing! I CAUGHT A FISH. A large one, here, let me sketch it for you...
(A crude sketch of a fish, with the word BIG written next to it)
This would have been enough, but then there were characters who came upon us. Perhaps I should have kept my nose out of it, but really... I would be a poor representative of the Iron Guard if I stood there and did nothing. In the end nothing came of it, but that's alright.
I //caught a fish//.
I spotted a brown lump in the river, -- No, scholar, don't wince, it was fine.
It was a pair of TROUSERS. No, I haven't the slightest idea how the ended up there, and alas, the current took them away before we could fish them out. There are so many questions for that.
But that was not the only thing! I CAUGHT A FISH. A large one, here, let me sketch it for you...
(A crude sketch of a fish, with the word BIG written next to it)
This would have been enough, but then there were characters who came upon us. Perhaps I should have kept my nose out of it, but really... I would be a poor representative of the Iron Guard if I stood there and did nothing. In the end nothing came of it, but that's alright.
I //caught a fish//.
Written By Wash
March 30, 2018, 2:56 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Aiden
We follow orders. We survive. Family matters more than anything after that. I should never have doubted you, only wish it hadn't taken me so long to write you a letter.
Written By Aiden
March 30, 2018, 2:31 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Wash
Before it was your mistake, it was mine.
Written By Jordan
March 30, 2018, 2:12 a.m.(6/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Dante
Next time you flip a coin, bet on heads.
You won't regret it.
As for telling the future, I am glad you and the Princess have found yourselves to be pleasing to each other.
Wish you the best, my Lord. Wish you the best.
PS: Every day I spend on this city is another day I have another story to tell my future grandchildren about. Frightening thought.
You won't regret it.
As for telling the future, I am glad you and the Princess have found yourselves to be pleasing to each other.
Wish you the best, my Lord. Wish you the best.
PS: Every day I spend on this city is another day I have another story to tell my future grandchildren about. Frightening thought.
Written By Catalana
March 30, 2018, 1:38 a.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
I feel horrible for being ill. I fear I've worried my poor husband. I apologize in advance to those looking forward to the event but we shall hold it at a later date...perhaps after the baby is born. But for now...I rest. I have so many thank to Mae for coming but to check in on me so quickly and efficiently. I can most definitely see why my aunt Victoria recommended her so highly.
[[There's a slight smudge of ink....possibly where Rin took that quill from her when he noticed her at her desk and not in her bed.]]
[[There's a slight smudge of ink....possibly where Rin took that quill from her when he noticed her at her desk and not in her bed.]]
Written By Rook
March 30, 2018, 12:56 a.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Cicero
The Silver Consortium is making leaps and bounds in the arena of commerce and economical development. I am proud. I am sure Lord Cicero Malvici né Velenosa would equally be so. Or at least, my hope.
Written By Talen
March 30, 2018, 12:54 a.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Blacktongue
You taught me so well, uncle.
Written By Talen
March 30, 2018, 12:53 a.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
I do so love these games.
Written By Fairen
March 29, 2018, 11:52 p.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Lavinia
So then if I am to understand this correctly, the duel from your perspective is something Prince Barric is devising for his own purposes, unendorsed by yourself. From my own observations, this action is unendorsed by Marquessa Dominique as well.
Then it simply is his own offense he has taken, and is not in support of anyone else. Thank you for the clarity.
Then it simply is his own offense he has taken, and is not in support of anyone else. Thank you for the clarity.
Written By Wylla
March 29, 2018, 11:40 p.m.(6/14/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
I saw that. Your efforts to make that pun were very dogged!
*Overheard: "That's a good one, isn't it? I thought it was fine."*
*Overheard: "That's a good one, isn't it? I thought it was fine."*
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