Written By Orathy
April 28, 2018, 12:05 a.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Aureth
It's huge. You ever wanna see it t'will cost ya a looker's fee. 1000 silver.
Written By Aureth
April 28, 2018, 12:02 a.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
It would make more sense if you pointed it out about anybody who has been noble for longer than a good sneeze. Greasy rose barons with shiny swords kill somebody, you're ready to rise up and revolt. Royalty commits atrocities, you just get an erection.
Written By Audric
April 28, 2018, 12:02 a.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Obviously.
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:57 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Aureth
Aye, pointin out noble corruption since uh... what the fuck year is it?
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:55 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Audric
DAH Fuck? No. I ain't killin me own people. Shiitt. I ain't like you.
Written By Aureth
April 27, 2018, 11:54 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
This continuing entertainment, ladies and gentlemen, is why Orathy Culler continues to be the reigning champion for stupidity in this city and no one shall ever win his prize from him.
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:54 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Bastien
Simple. In. Out. In. Out.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:51 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Oh, so you do your throat-slitting and general murdering in the Lowers, good Orathy? Good to know! I'll keep my people out of your area of operations, if you'd like.
Written By Bastien
April 27, 2018, 11:51 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
I am honestly astounded each day your idiotic brain even remembers how to breathe.
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:46 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Bastien
I do fuckin try. I be a sellsword Bastien, workin for hire. Aye. Gotta make a livin.
PS. Audric, fuckin got this one nailed down, aye?
PS. Audric, fuckin got this one nailed down, aye?
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:45 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Shard
Awwhhh fuck, do I be havin a fan? SHIT, you be rememberin my journals for me? Fuckin romantic.
Written By Bastien
April 27, 2018, 11:43 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Ah yes, moralizing on the sins of violence from one Orathy Culler, the thug of the Lowers. So concerned with the plight of those in need! In between his regular diet of beatings, throat-slittings, and back-stabbings, I'm sure. It's amazing he has the time to complain about others'.
Written By Shard
April 27, 2018, 11:42 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
You put it in your Whites, you dumbass.
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:41 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
shiiittt... this whiskey is the abyss on fireeee... (the last words edge off the page.)
OOC: GN. Thanks for the laughs
OOC: GN. Thanks for the laughs
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:37 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Shard
Reckon that be ironic ya be knowin I where I be, when you weren't there... maybe ya were, in the shadows eh?
Supposin if ya wanna follow a man about, ya don't give it away that you know he be somewhere that you ain't.
But ya probably like me ass, following me about as ya are. Why do it quietly now. I know you or yours be on my arse.
Hmm. Reckon, if ya did be wanting to spend time together, I could be makin an exception fer your face if you wear a mask and lay on your stomach.
Supposin if ya wanna follow a man about, ya don't give it away that you know he be somewhere that you ain't.
But ya probably like me ass, following me about as ya are. Why do it quietly now. I know you or yours be on my arse.
Hmm. Reckon, if ya did be wanting to spend time together, I could be makin an exception fer your face if you wear a mask and lay on your stomach.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:34 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
If you follow my advice as you've interpreted it, your success is all but guaranteed! Best of luck!
Written By Shard
April 27, 2018, 11:26 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
What the fuck is that? Is that supposed to be a wounding insult? 'Hurrhurr your face?'
You were toasting the memory of a man who brutally murdered entire villages with torture and plague out of convenience, and you come yelling about some severed heads like anyone's supposed to take your tears seriously. There's plenty of people who can kick up a fuss over this, but when you do it, anyone with memory longer than a thumbnail is going to laugh you off of your soap box.
You were toasting the memory of a man who brutally murdered entire villages with torture and plague out of convenience, and you come yelling about some severed heads like anyone's supposed to take your tears seriously. There's plenty of people who can kick up a fuss over this, but when you do it, anyone with memory longer than a thumbnail is going to laugh you off of your soap box.
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:25 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
SELF do be rememberin as Audric do be teachin it:
Step fuckin 1. Call yerself a sellsword 'n start killing for silver. (check mark)
2. Get yerself land where people be backin ya.... The Lowers????
What be next. 3. Aye, get yerself a title. Note: Bein a fiend in bed with them nobles don't be meanin nothin. Fuck this be a hard one.
4. Be getting rich! Aye, see step one or three if ya ain't rich.
5. Here be the fun part, lure all the people you don't like to a boat or a piece of land ya be ownin, call 'em murderers and hack 'em up.
Now ya should be a high roller!!
Step fuckin 1. Call yerself a sellsword 'n start killing for silver. (check mark)
2. Get yerself land where people be backin ya.... The Lowers????
What be next. 3. Aye, get yerself a title. Note: Bein a fiend in bed with them nobles don't be meanin nothin. Fuck this be a hard one.
4. Be getting rich! Aye, see step one or three if ya ain't rich.
5. Here be the fun part, lure all the people you don't like to a boat or a piece of land ya be ownin, call 'em murderers and hack 'em up.
Now ya should be a high roller!!
Written By Orathy
April 27, 2018, 11:13 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Audric
Yer such a fuckin stand up guy, sharin some good notes, ya are. I be writin them all down I am. Be rememberin all this, reckon I will. Good shit.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:08 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
When the people you kill are murderers, it works well! Or if they're on the land of people who have your back. Or if you're rich. What, did you expect me to get defensive or be ashamed of what I did? I've done far worse, to far less deserving people, and been paid well for it. So yes. I found the people that killed my friend. And I butchered them, and their friends, I dragged their bodies back to Arx, and I spiked their heads on stakes and left them through the Lyceum ward. I'd say you have my deepest apologies, but you don't. If this offends you, take it as a warning as to what happens when people cross me like this and keep it in the front of your tiny little brain, my dear friend Orathy.
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