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Written By Derovai

July 9, 2018, 4:09 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Fairen

No quarter asked or given, until you're eating the snow.

By the by, you have now moved up in the 'great ass' rankings, if we take 'ass' to mean 'idiot' instead of 'annoyance.' Keep at it!

Written By Joscelin

July 9, 2018, 4:08 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Sparte

Is it beats or beets? Isn't 'beats' another term for a guardsman's route? Or...

Written By Derovai

July 9, 2018, 3:36 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Fairen

There's only one person who's a great ass in the city. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to deduce to whom I refer (and shall note I do not count Marquis Leary in the top five. Top ten, however...)

Written By Joscelin

July 9, 2018, 3:03 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Speaking of pants.

I'm putting mine back on today. Business as usual.





... and there's a mountain of paperwork on my desk.




Is it wrong that I find comfort in how unchanged everything is?

Written By Geralt

July 9, 2018, 1:59 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

If we're appreciating great asses today, I'd like to appreciate my own. It's served its purpose we as a fine seat for the past several decades, amongst other things.

Written By Caspian

July 9, 2018, 11:44 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

And this journal entry will mark the birth of 'Ass Appreciation Day'.

Written By Oliver

July 9, 2018, 11:39 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Do you know what great asses need? A great pair of pants. Come to the Tanned Hide and I'll be sure to add an extra stitch or ten to the backside of your trousers. It is sure to please the ladies and/or gentlemen!

Written By Fairen

July 9, 2018, 11:33 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

It is my suspicion that whether you are expressing that the Archduchess is a significant 'ass', or if you are complementing the physical structure of her rear end should be clarified. Is the Duchess a 'Great ass', or does she 'have a nice ass'?

Written By Talen

July 9, 2018, 11:26 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

She's not wrong.

Written By Eleyna

July 9, 2018, 11:23 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

The feeling is mutual.

Written By Eleyna

July 9, 2018, 11:22 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Is Victus' 'classiness' rubbing off on you?

Color me shocked.

Written By Victus

July 9, 2018, 11:17 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

Great ass.

Written By Talen

July 9, 2018, 11:13 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

In other news...

Written By Talen

July 9, 2018, 11:12 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

I am almost surprised you didn't say 'nice tits' or 'great ass'. It's like you have class or something.

Written By Alarissa

July 9, 2018, 11:06 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Dear Dragon,

I wonder what he did.

Written By Victus

July 9, 2018, 11:03 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Alarissa

You got a nice face.

Written By Turo

July 9, 2018, 10:52 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

A Word to Husbands - a Poem

To keep your marriage brimming
 with love in the loving cup,

Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Written By Jacali

July 9, 2018, 10:07 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

The Greenmarch Mistress strikes again, she does. Always a pleasure, always a thrill, always ends with me locked in the back room makin' sure I provide just the very most exquisite. Meant to make history, me, my name'll go in the pages as the one what makes the most exquisite of things. Aye. 'Bout time there's some recognition for the Mother of Moonshines, ey? The Harbinger of Hooch, the Rallyin' Ringleader of Rotgut. That's me, by ra way, ol' Jac. Queen of... er... Queen of... Keggers! I'll write that one down, me. S'a good one. Can't say just what it is, though, can't say, me. All secrets and sideways glances, ey? Ey?? They'll see soon enough.

Written By Caspian

July 9, 2018, 9:01 a.m.(2/27/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Jaenelle

Wait, you're pregnant, I didn't hear about this!!! Congratulations!!! Uncle Casp is gonna have another niece or nephew to gang press into The Champions.

Written By Niklas

July 9, 2018, 8:25 a.m.(2/27/1009 AR)

This past few weeks have made up the single greatest month of my life.

Starting with my marriage to the most wonderful woman this world has ever produced, followed by my being able to give my first family a gift like no other and now, tonight, my debut at the Blackrose.

I can't believe I'm finally here. With all that I've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this one of the best nights ever.

What a month of superlatives.

And the best part? My marriage, my family and my career as a writer? Each will only get better from here.

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