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Mushrooms Are Not Affluant

Posted by Lys on 11/11/18
Let it be known that on this date, the 20th day of the twelfth month in the 1009th year after the reckoning:

Mushrooms are hereby disfavored and prohibited within the borders of Fen de Lire and not desired within Afflua. Please send your mushrooms elsewhere.

By the hand of Lady Lys de Lire, Voice of Afflua and Empress of Coin,
By the will of Baron Audric de Lire, Baron of Afflua.

Noto Bene: If for some reason your main source of food is mushrooms or other kind of fungi and you are a citizen of Fen de Lire, House de Lire shall afford you an equivalent stipend so you may afford actual food that is not a fungus.

--- Farshaw Stance (from Ryhalt) ---
While Farshaw has no issue observing this new stipulation by House de Lire, they will note that mushrooms get invited to the best parties. We hear they are a pretty fungi.

--- Acheron Stance (from Rhea) ---
Our thoughts and prayers to Afflua's poor, poor mushroom farmers and/or gatherers.

--- Volkov Stance (from Ruslan) ---
Volkov does not believe that this is a truffling affair, and should it be needed, edible fungus will always have mushroom in Thoroughbred Ring.

--- Saik Stance (from Karadoc) ---
Whatever incited this proclamation, House Saik agrees. Mushrooms? Have no morels. We'll put a cap on them as well. ( Gods -- we're spored of these puns.)

--- Kennex Stance (from Octavia) ---
House Kennex is fond of both mushrooms and fungal puns. As a foodstuff, they are quite portabella.

--- Amadeo Stance (from Duarte) ---
We will do our part to ensure no Bravuran fun guy enter Afflua. It may be tough going but we are confident this new prohibition will grow on us over time.