Gilded Thieves
Story Emits
Iron Guardsmen show up at the Gilded Page in response to reports of a break in to find a baffling scene. A number of locks are picked though no one saw anyone in broad daylight and only a single room has been burglarized. Despite careful questioning, there are no witnesses and there is no evidence left behind at the scene at all, but all the books in that particular room are completely gone, except for one page of very bad poetry that they left completely alone. Bad poetry makes a bad crime even worse.