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Lark, boil some eggs

Posted by Alaric on 11/28/17
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--- Liberators Stance ---
The Liberators support the Crown Princess's right to choose whether or not she wishes to boil eggs.

--- Grayson Stance ---
Lark will get those eggs boiled right away, your majesty.

--- Inquisition Stance ---
No, we're not even going to ask why. Some mysteries should be left unsolved.

--- The Crown Stance ---
So I learned today @bb/del doesn't work on Proclamations.

--- The Court Stance ---
The question no one is asking is whether the eggs deserve to be boiled.

--- Ashford Stance ---
We'll have our rangers retrieve more eggs if Lark needs them!

--- Thrax Stance ---
What the fuck is this

--- Culler Stance ---
Just like a silk to boil their eggs. While yee high and mighty boil your eggs we in the mud eat them raw!

--- Kennex Stance ---
The Aristocrats!

--- Valorous Few Stance ---
No we don't. Stop being weird, Cullers.

--- Laurent Stance ---
But what about the -rest- of breakfast?

--- The Salon Stance ---
The Salon Wishes to express that eggs are far better over easy.

--- Gold Order Stance ---
The Gold Order recommends care and virtue in boiling one's eggs to achieve a perfect golden yolk

--- King's Own Stance ---
Boiled eggs make for lumpy breakfast sandwiches.

--- Igniseri Stance ---
The Flames wish to offer a recent vintage that pairs nicely with boiled eggs.

--- Riven Stance ---
Civilization remains a strange place.

--- Ministry of Defense Stance ---
In the defense and safety of the Compact, we recommend using a spoon to remove the boiled eggs and not your bare hands.

--- Bisland Stance ---
Ashford is a bunch of kiss-asses

--- Telmar Stance ---
This entire matter seems to be quite a Lark, indeed.

--- Stonewood Stance ---
Scrambled Eggs are just as tasty.

--- Darkwater Stance ---
I don't ever laugh at yolks.

--- Smiling Shadows Stance ---
When using eggs as a murder weapon, it is customary to make chicken noises during the assault.

--- Society of Explorers Stance ---
Please remember to identify what /species/ of egg you have before cooking.