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On My Honor

Posted by Tristram on 02/27/17
Today, I politely expressed my hopes to Prince Ainsley Grayson that he might find me an acceptable suitor to his cousin Princess Reese should she decide to agree to my proposed courtship of her.

He laughed in my face, contemptuously, rudely, and in public, telling me that he would never see me as worthy of a Grayson Princess.

I find myself compelled to challenge him over this rude insult to my honor, and so: Prince Ainsley Grayson, I challenge thee to a duel to first blood at a time and place of your choosing. As your swordsmanship is masterful compared to mine and I doubt that you'll be choosing a bow, I will likely be seeking a Champion for this duel unless you make a truly surprising request.