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Proclamation of the Twilight Court

Posted by Tyrval on 08/09/18
On the Thirteenth day of May, one thousand and nine After Reckoning, speaking as Voice for his majesty King Calithex Thex, King of the Nox'alfar, Sovereign of the Twilight Court, First of the Harlequins, Voice of the Queen of Endings, Prince of the Sunless Realms, Conqueror of the Underrealms, Slayer of Uxmog the Unforgiven, Victor of the Thirteenth Battle of the Burning Sands, First Cursed by the Sun, First of the Dark Elves, Honorary Iron Guard Cadet, 3rd Class, do declare as follows:

Marquis Fairen Leary is awarded three gold stars and seventy six points for his contribution of Compact literature to the Twilight Court, and a knighthood in the service of Baron Von Pig. Bliss Whisper, She Who Has Quite The Fan Club, is awarded two gold stars, but ninety eight million, four hundred thousand and twenty one points. Harlex, who guarded the shipment gets nothing, but we will note he is well dressed.

That is all.

--- Acheron Stance (from Rhea) ---
Wow! Great job! That's a lot of points. The Compact's scores should be displayed in the embassy!

--- Whisper Stance (from Bliss) ---
An honor like this deserves words of great import. But all I have to say is: neener neener neener, I got more points than you.

--- Leary Stance (from Fairen) ---
I, Sir Marquis Fairen Leary of Baron Von Pig am pleased, and earned more stars than Bliss.

--- Harlequins Stance (from Aureth) ---
The Harlequins have only ever awarded gold stars in the past for gross stupidity, but are happy to learn from our friends in the Nox'Alfar.

--- Scholars Stance (from Sina) ---
We are pleased to hear of Sir Magister Marquis Fairen Leary's elevation to the status of Knight of the Barony Von Pig. We also congratulate Bliss Whisper, She Who Has Quite The Fan Club, and Harlex. The sharing of knowledge is to be commended.